I think 75% of the times I have flown I have had to sit in the very last row of the airplane. Right next to the shitter. Not sure why this always happens to me?? I used to think this was the worst place to get stuck in an already cramped space with tons of strangers...but on my flight to North Carolina last night I came up with some pretty good reasons why the last row in a plane is the best spot to be.
#1. As I mentioned...you're right next to the shitter, in case any bathroom issues arise. Hypothetically of course since I'm scared to use the "lavatory." I'm afraid there will be some gnarly turbulence when I'm in there.
#2. You get to keep the whole can of Gingerale (or your drink of choice) instead of just getting the tiny cup...pretty baller if you ask me.
#3. You can fall asleep and do one of those violent jerk yourself awake things and only have the guy across the aisle from you see.
#4. You can spy on the flight attendants.
So yeah, I'm at my mom's house in Wake Forest, North Carolina. My cousin Rose is getting married Saturday. Lovebirds.